Showing posts with label AMERICAN CELEBRITIES SEX. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AMERICAN CELEBRITIES SEX. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
AMERICAN CELEBRITIES SEX
Fuck for Forest
We're no prudes when it comes to sex, but when we read about the kooky Norwegian kids behind Fuck for Forest, we did cock our heads and raise our eyebrows. But are these extremists "a new breed of environmentalists--or perhaps a new breed of porn stars"? That's what Grist magazine writer Lissa Harris asked. ::Fuck for Forest
We're no prudes when it comes to sex, but when we read about the kooky Norwegian kids behind Fuck for Forest, we did cock our heads and raise our eyebrows. But are these extremists "a new breed of environmentalists--or perhaps a new breed of porn stars"? That's what Grist magazine writer Lissa Harris asked. ::Fuck for Forest First, Leona Johansson, 21, and Tommy Holm Ellingsen, 28, got on stage during a rock festival and went all the way for their cause (the environment). Now they're trying to raise cash for environmental causes with their pay-for porno Web site. Only trouble is, a lot of global organizations won't accept their, um, cheeky help. So are they nude poseurs or true causers? It's hard to tell, but at some point, that cash will surely be scooped up by a good cause...Wait a sec--we're a good cause. Hey! Fuck for Forest! Over here!
AMERICAN CELEBRITIES SEX
On Sex…
See? Now you're thinking about it too...
Sex.
The Girl loves the word. The Girl loves the act. The Girl loves the physical, the emotional, the set-up, the breakdown, and the aftermath. Fuck. Sex is awesome.
But sex has caused a major rift in my life.
You see, I am seriously considering disowning my gender.
Who are these women who constantly misrepresenting red-blooded American Girls like myself and participating in these “studies” where they get to “report” THEIR opinions on acts of corporal pleasure as those of all of womankind?!
Why must they speak out regarding the fact that they “rarely” think about sex (I think about it constantly) and how porn makes them uncomfortable (porn can be hot, as long as it’s not that gnarly, illegal stuff.)?
Here’s the thing, if you are feeling like sex is not important to you, whatever, but kindly shut up. Don’t share with your friendly neighborhood scientist. You are fucking with the curve. Trust me, contrary to the study that my “people” apparently “reported” to, 67% of us would NOT be happy having sex “less than 12 times a year.” Honestly.
Let’s use basic tricks of the trade, so that we can stand united on this stuff, ladies.
If you’ve started dating someone and you are playing the “courting” game, would you offer up the fact that you would rather go to the movies than have sex? No, no you would not. Thus, perhaps you should not be divulging these tidbits to published studies. Besides, who elected YOU the voice of a gender?
Please, let’s tow the company line on this. Do it for your sisters who are willing to admit and embrace their slightly more deviant sides.
Sincere apologies (not really) to anyone reading this who feels the Girl is merely being “provocative” for the sake of the thing, but this is a very real issue that threatens my membership within a gender group that I have always been very welcome in.
I’m sure we’ll come to some form of conclusion, but I for one am staid in my opinion on this one…
In the meanwhile, the Girl will totally see the 15-year-old boy next door’s daily number of sexually oriented thoughts and raise his number of fantasies.
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